How I Found the Gateway to Hell...

My whole failure with Celebacy wasn't a failure at all.
I've finally found what I was eventually going to face.

I went outside for a walk today and met Satan.
Of course he wasn't your Steriotypical devil.
He was a clean cut white man in a finely cut italian blue suit. He showed me how much money he made and where he bought his suit on sale.
Before he left he asked, "Hey man, you want to try on this swede suit?"
"I don't know yet" I responded cluelessly.
As we parted buisness cards I took a longer walk down the road.

There was this Beautiful woman walking by in a good looking red dress that showed her hourglass figure.
"Hey Jojo!"
"How do you know my name?"
"You'll find out eventually. How are you?"
"Umm... confused. Where am I?"
"HAHA." She laughed, "Seriously? You don't know?"
She left me speechless...
"Well your not on Earth I can tell you that much."